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2009
April 24
I know now that it was meant to be this way. Sometimes, we have to look beyond what we want and do what's best. ~ Piccolo
April 25
I doubt I need an introduction, but just in case, I am the mighty Frieza and yes, all the horrible stories you've heard are true. ~ Frieza
April 26
Hey, Goku, you're my friend. We grew up together. Just make sure that...that we both grow old together too. ~ Krillin
April 27
It is I who decides who lives and who dies! All living things are mere playthings to me! No one can comprehend my power and cunning! ~ Cooler
April 28
Well, he has surpassed me in every area except one. I am still the funniest man in the universe. ~ King Kai
April 29
If you've come to apply for the soldier jobs, use the side entrance. ~ Lord Slug
April 30
Aw man, I was right! The Saiyans are here! And I'm supposed to help fight 'em. Maybe I could just go back to bed and pretend I didn't see this. ~ Yajirobe
May 1
It's been so long... Since I've snapped someone's neck! ~ Bojack
May 2
Welcome to the end of your life. And I promise, it's going to hurt! ~ Vegeta
May 3
I am amused by your little one-man army but I have run out of patience. The road of life ends here for you. You've reached a dead end. ~ Cell
May 4
Goku, please don't tell me that I'm going to have to start training you not to fear needles. ~ Master Roshi
May 5
Now I can't believe that the great Goku is catchin' a whoopin' from those boys! If he can't even handle the Indians, why bring out the chief? ~ Android 13
May 6
With my omniscient vision, I can see girls playing volleyball on the beach! ~ Old Kai
May 7
Now I'm running on hatred alone and nothing will stop me from dropping you at death's door! ~ Great Ape Baby
May 8
Now here I am, a thousand years later and nothing's changed. Still a prisoner outside, looking in. ~ Tapion
May 9
Blast. I could kill that old Namek for destroying our scouters. Too bad he's already dead. ~ Zarbon
May 10
I might just be a pothole in the road to you big guy, but it's going to be one heck of a deep pothole! ~ Tien
May 11
I allowed myself to lower my defenses for a moment, a careless mistake which I will soon rectify. ~ Dr. Gero
May 12
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On May twelfth, three years from now, on an island nine miles southwest of south city at ten o'clock in the morning, two killer androids will arrive. ~ Piccolo
May 13
Why do you persist? Stop torturing yourself. Death will bring relief. ~ Omega Shenron
May 14
Who are you people? Don't you see the universe matters more than your meaningless squabble? ~ Supreme Kai
May 15
But after all, what good would this incredible power be if there were no souls left to fear it, hmm? ~ Dr. Kochin
May 16
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Dende, you sure remind me of Kami. He used to stand in that very same spot as he tried to make sense of the Earth. ~ Mr. Popo
May 17
It is difficult to say why, but his revival has clearly been incomplete. I had great hopes for this Majin Buu, but this deformed version is nothing but an idiot and a waste. ~ Dabura
May 18
I can only heal those who have a good heart. You... your heart is black from the people you've hurt. ~ Dende
May 19
I just did them a favor by fusing them with Lord Luud. They'll be of much better service to him now, rather than dancing and prancing around like a bunch of show-tune obsessed idiots! ~ Cardinal Mutchy Mutchy
May 20
That's right my friend, let me ask you... Does a machine like yourself ever experience fear? ~ Vegeta
May 21
Here they come. I'd be shocked if any one of them had a brain! ~ Babidi
May 22
I know it seems like justice, but it's not right. If you strike him down, it will only show that we aren't any better than he is. ~ Goku
May 23
If your living body didn't like Hell, then perhaps you should return dead! ~ Dr. Myuu
May 24
What's wrong with people like you? Will you not be happy until you wreck the whole planet? ~ Korin
May 25
If you're both so annoyed with how I fight, then show me a rulebook for world domination, and I might consider changing my style. ~ Eis Shenron
May 26
But, I don't wanna be a fighter. I wanna be an orthopedist when I grow up. ~ Gohan
May 27
After fifty years locked in icy slumber, my dreams will finally become a reality. ~ Dr. Wheelo
May 28
Your brain's slower than South Kai's fighters! ~ West Kai
May 29
In my new super form, I have the body of Buu, the intensity of Gotenks, and all the cunning of a Namek ready to drive the nails into your coffin! ~ Super Buu
May 30
Fight you? No. I wanna kill you! ~ Gohan
May 31
Now, let's see what kind of destruction I've caused to that city. I bet it's been reduced to rubble. ~ Naturon Shenron
June 1
Taking away my sight still leaves me with four very sharp senses. ~ Goku
June 2
Eh, I thought these guys would be tougher than this. They're just a bunch o' pansies in their little toys. ~ Nappa
June 3
Nobody wants you to win as much as Kami does. His very survival depends on it. ~ Nail
June 4
What on Earth are you mumbling about? Chanting a little prayer before you die? ~ Cell
June 5
You know, if I've learned anything at all from this silly ordeal, it's that I am a freaking genius. ~ Vegeta
June 6
What am I doing? Anything I can to see that horrified, confused look on your face! ~ Great Ape Baby
June 7
Your evil deeds are like a noose around your neck! ~ Goku
June 8
You cannot beat us because you are a race of individuals, each with his own selfish motives. We live for one purpose alone. Our energies are focused, yours are scattered. We cooperate with one another. You do not. Your race is inferior, and it must die! ~ General Rilldo
June 9
Goku may have taught you how to be a great fighter, but when it comes to love, I'm the master! ~ Yamcha
June 10
Why do you loathe what I've done so much? Saiyans are just as ruthless as I am! They were killers, all of them! And you have the gall to condemn what I've done? You and your bloodthirsty race! ~ Frieza
June 11
You know you can't win! You can't destroy what I really am! Even if you manage to kill this body, someone even stronger would surface and take my place! Not one death will go unaccounted for! Not one! ~ Gohan
June 12
Fools! I make the laws on this planet! I've done nothing illegal! You are the criminals here! ~ Don Kee
June 13
Be strong my little warrior. It pleases me that in these dark hours, a flame so small burns brightly. ~ Guru
June 14
I take great pride in the fact that I have taught you all the necessary skills of life. Use them well. ~ King Cold
June 15
I'm a CEO back home, Pan. I've seen two millionaires fight over one zenny on the floor. ~ Trunks
June 16
You cannot topple warriors like these with conventional weaponry. ~ Ledgic
June 17
He shows more strength with every fight. He's just playing with his opponents. I look forward to ending his game. ~ Pikkon
June 18
Your name is Pan, isn't that right? I heard some very disturbing things about you from my disciples. But you're so cute, I forgot all about them. ~ Dolltaki
June 19
Oh man! It can't end. I've never even had a girlfriend! No! It's not fair! I haven't even lived yet! ~ Krillin
June 20
Imagine. Working for the most powerful man in the universe. How's that for a 401K? ~ Captain Ginyu
June 21
I'd rather find a room full of food than one full of gold. ~ Goku
June 22
One thing I find tolerable about your species, barely, is the sound you make when you die! ~ Tambourine
June 23
Don't worry about me. I love it in Other World. I wouldn't leave it for anything. I've got a lot of friends and most of them are brunettes. ~ Grandpa Gohan
June 24
You killed my perfect looks! For that, you must perish! ~ General Blue
June 25
Let me make one thing clear. This isn't about the rivalry between our schools. Or revenge. I fight for one purpose only. To win. Never again will I be led astray from my goal! ~ Tien
June 26
Oh, so he knows my name. He's done his homework. I'm at a disadvantage. Though, I'm afraid, knowing my identity and still putting forth this challenge doesn't say much for his intelligence. ~ King Piccolo
June 27
Goku, please, I'm begging you! For some dumb reason, you always wanna do the right thing! But I'm telling you there is nothing in that pot but poison. You drink that stuff and you will die! ~ Yajirobe
June 28
I will annihilate any man, woman, or child as long as the price is right. ~ Mercenary Tao
June 29
They don't love me. They love the movies and the press. They don't know the first thing about me. To them, I'm nothing but a product. ~ Pamput
June 30
How long you live depends on your answer to my question. ~ Cymbal
July 1
How does it feel knowing you had one chance to save your precious Earth and everyone on it only to fail miserably? ~ Vegeta
July 2
You don't really believe you can succeed where both your father and Vegeta failed? Maybe you do believe it. It wouldn't surprise me to know that the last Saiyan to perish at my hands was just as foolish as the first. ~ Frieza
July 3
Oh yeah. Hercule. Mister Satan. Who cares what they call me. I'm huge. ~ Hercule
July 4
For some reason, every time I meet a martial artist, I have this incredible urge to destroy them. Even one as tiny and pathetic as you! ~ King Piccolo
July 5
What the heck's a Kakarot!? ~ Goten
July 6
Why can't you people just stay down!? ~ Cell
July 7
You usually pick on the children first? ~ Piccolo
July 8
Careful, you're more like me than you realize. ~ Raditz
July 9
Don't beat yourself up, kid. That's my sister's job. ~ Master Roshi
July 10
I have you now, and soon, I will have all of your energy. ~ Android 19
July 11
What's the matter? Is your brain another one of your weak and underused muscles? ~ Vegeta
July 12
That's right. Get it all out. Live boldly... even if it is only for a few more moments. ~ Frieza
July 13
This can't go on anymore. He's killed too many innocent people. It's not right! ~ Goku
July 14
He should feel lucky. He's the first one to be touched by my perfect body. ~ Cell
July 15
Obviously, you've never fought a titan. If flesh and blood were as strong as pride, we would all be invincible. ~ Master Roshi
July 16
So, what are you going to do now? Think, Goku. Both of your sons are a part of me now. Maybe we should seek family counseling! ~ Super Buu
July 17
Alright! Everyone, grab your gear and leave your fear! ~ Yamcha
July 18
Why do organic beings prefer to die in the sunshine? ~ Commander Nezi
July 19
If this gets ugly, I want you to know I'm behind you. Way behind you. In fact, I'll be in the airplane waiting to take off. ~ Krillin
July 20
So Piccolo, aren't you worried about Kami? I'd be worried if my mind and body were linked to that decrepit old prune. ~ Garlic Junior
July 21
When I was young, I did what my master told me. I don't understand this thickheaded generation. ~ King Kai
July 22
I gave you a place in this army and now I find that my destroyer’s a daisy! Your pleas of compassion make me sick! ~ General White
July 23
Your ego is so bloated, I'm surprised it even fits in the ring. I'm going to enjoy taking you down a notch or two. ~ Goku
July 24
Like the ebb and flow of the tides, my wrath shall remain constant! I'll have my revenge! ~ Ninja Murasaki
July 25
Give them a moment to clear this trash off the battlefield. ~ Vegeta
July 26
You're mistaken. I have plenty of honor. The honor of killing you. That's it. Keep your silence. My blade will finish this conversation! ~ Mercenary Tao
July 27
Do your legs hurt, 'cause you've been runnin'... All through my dreams! ~ Master Roshi
July 28
This world certainly has a bountiful supply of idiots, sire. ~ Piano
July 29
Your jokes are almost as bad as your strategy. ~ Tien
July 30
Every single person on Earth is gonna die soon. Wouldn't you like to go out with a bang in the end!? ~ Van Zant
July 31
Look at him! All he ever does is hurt people! If I don't end this right now, he'll never stop! ~ Goku
August 1
Please forgive me for allowing them to see you. I didn't want to expose you to the eyes of such filthy creatures before you attained your complete form! ~ Dr. Myuu
August 2
What? What was that? I'm sorry, I can't understand you. I don't speak pain. ~ Yamcha
August 3
Even half of my power is too much for you two to handle, but we can still up the voltage! ~ Rage Shenron
August 4
I'm sorry, master. I will do anything you ask of me, but I cannot hurt Tien Shinhan. ~ Chiaotzu
August 5
Don't be frightened of your General, my faithful servants, no. Only one should be worried, and his name is Goku. ~ General Rilldo
August 6
Baba, no offense... but you've fallen off your crystal ball one too many times. ~ Yamcha
August 7
In case you haven't noticed, these dirtbags, as you call them, have you outnumbered and outgunned. ~ Captain Dark
August 8
There's no need to grieve for your fallen companion. You'll be joining him shortly. ~ Piccolo
August 9
This is destiny. This is the revenge the Tuffles have sought from the Saiyans for so long. My ancestral home planet was actually a peaceful and wealthy society with a highly developed scientific community. It was you barbaric evil Saiyans who destroyed it, burning through our planet's resources like they were dry wheat. ~ Baby
August 10
Ah! So you're a mermaid, are you? Heh heh heh heh heh! I knew there was somethin' fishy about this. I guess I can still try with her human half. Well, uh... I'm like a turtle, and you're part fish, so what do you say you and me go inside and learn more about our species! ~ Master Roshi
August 11
I've always so enjoyed the last few quiet moments before laying a planet to waste, but I must say, I'm feeling almost as anxious as you to reach our destination, Frieza. I'm quite curious to meet this Saiyan, after all, I've heard so much about him, one could hardly blame me. ~ King Cold
August 12
These fights are like the weather. No guarantees. ~ Grandpa Gohan
August 13
Imagine the combination of the greatest scientific mind in the universe with the most powerful body! ~ Dr. Kochin
August 14
Back in the old days, if I loved someone, I'd just kidnap 'em! ~ Oolong
August 15
Whatever deal you made with the good General went out the window with him. ~ Ninja Murasaki
August 16
What's the matter? Am I still too great a challenge for you weaklings? Alright, I won't use my legs either. ~ Sky Dragon
August 17
I knew I should've joined that Ginyu fitness club last year, but no...I had to go on that stupid chili burger diet. ~ Guldo
August 18
Look, I'm enjoying the fresh air. But I don't have all day. If you can't make up your mind, just wish for nothing three times so I can go. ~ Porunga
August 19
Some hero... he's destroying our world and you're cooking him meals like a nanny! ~ Van Zant
August 20
I don't wanna hurt you, but I will if I have to! ~ Goku
August 21
Should I chew you to bits, or lick you to death? ~ Super Buu
August 22
A bride!? Roughly translated, it means your life is over! ~ Krillin
August 23
Stubborn creature. You refuse to fight back despite all the pain that I inflict on you! Perhaps you'd respond better to the pain of your dear old friends! ~ Cell
August 24
Whoops! Sorry about that! Apparently, I've accidentally squashed both of your legs. ~ Vegeta
August 25
There's only one promise I'm going to make! On my honor, I promise to kill you at all costs! ~ Omega Shenron
August 26
You should know that a weapon doesn't make the man! ~ Trunks
August 27
Without your father holding your hand, you really are nothing. ~ Super Buu
August 28
I'm angry enough to hurt somebody and pounding you might just be the therapy I need. ~ Vegeta
August 29
Now! Let Recoome show you your doom! ~ Recoome
August 30
You're not the first person to try to rule the universe with a sword of injustice. They all failed. And so will you. ~ Goku
August 31
You are a true Saiyan, which is precisely why I have to kill you. It seems that I have become the Saiyan exterminator. It's a dirty job but somebody has to do it. ~ Frieza
September 1
Listen, Goku. You can off this monster if you want. That’s fine with me. But you’d better let me eat him. Agreed? ~ Yajirobe
September 2
Before I'm done, I'll do much more than hurt you. When you fight Pui Pui, death is a certainty! ~ Pui Pui
September 3
This is not the time to be excited. This is in the "bad thing" category, Goku. ~ King Kai
September 4
Free will. Pitiful humans! War, segregation, hatred! Is that what you've done with your free will, boy? Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar haircut! ~ Android 13
September 5
The androids have never been interested in power. It's just that they find pleasure in causing fear and chaos. And Cell's no different. He's using this stupid tournament as a way to spread fear. ~ Trunks
September 6
Master is not patient. You would be wise to stand down. Or better yet, kneel. ~ Bujin
September 7
It's the only way, Tien. Don't worry. I'm not afraid. And if I can save you, then it's worth dying for. ~ Chiaotzu
September 8
You will find my satisfaction reflected in your bank account. ~ Lord Jaguar
September 9
Wow, if I had known Snake Way was this long, I would've packed a lunch or something. ~ Goku
September 10
I always thought he was too cocky for his own good. Looks like that ego of his finally got him into trouble. ~ Burter
September 11
Don't worry. I have one thing in my favor. I have nothing to lose. ~ Vegeta
September 12
Super Saiyans, yes... But monkeys all the same. You're still all show and no substance. ~ Cooler
September 13
What the heck is Goku thinking? That hundred times gravity must have crushed his brain! ~ Krillin
September 14
They're like children. Give them some air to breathe and they're happy. ~ Angila
September 15
Dad, you've got to see this. I know you'd have a good laugh. The whole world thinks Hercule was the one who beat Cell. And now, they've even named a city after him. Heh heh. Probably for the best. Goku and Gohan town would sound kind o' silly. ~ Gohan
September 16
You Saiyans are like cockroaches. Squash one, and another crawls out from the wall. ~ Cell
September 17
You know that I'm highly allergic to danger. ~ Oolong
September 18
I have something far more painful in mind. ~ Dabura
September 19
Why can't I have a secret name? That's not fair! I bet you have a secret spy decoder ring too! ~ Yamcha
September 20
Ah, like they say... "All's fair in love and war." ~ Salt
September 21
Take him down now? No, I think I'll wait. I'm going to let him suffer for a little while. ~ Gohan
September 22
Impressive. You actually managed to singe some of my leg hair. ~ Raditz
September 23
I never thought we'd be replicating the tactics of an enemy... but if it works, then I'm all for it. ~ Dende
September 24
I have nothing to fear anymore. No one can defeat me now. I will avenge my father's death by destroying all of our enemies. Then I will rule the universe with the fury of the blood that runs in my veins! ~ Garlic Junior
September 25
Watch, Gohan! I said watch! Don't turn away! Honor his bravery! ~ Piccolo
September 26
It seems that Majin Buu is actually full for once. I guess that means the next city will have to settle for being pummeled into oblivion. ~ Babidi
September 27 - September 30
So, he killed my father, destroyed my people. That means nothing to me now. Strength is the only thing that matters in this world. Everything else is just a delusion for the weak! There's only one certainty in life. A strong man stands above and conquers all. ~ Vegeta
October 1
Lord Frieza, allow me to honor you by performing the dance of joy. ~ Captain Ginyu
October 2
Oh, you mustn't be sad my children. I have lived a full and blessed life. Don't be afraid. Death is simply another stage of our life. ~ Guru
October 3
What don't you understand, Tora? That you are weak? Ha ha. What a mess you are! Nah, Tora! You shouldn't have forgotten that you are weak! ~ Dodoria
October 4
Now, what's more important to you, mom... my studies or the life of your husband!? ~ Gohan
October 5
You cut me! Oh, you've gone and done it now! You've scarred my beautiful face! And you're gonna pay for it! ~ Nappa
October 6
Bad move, but at least you're not boring. After all, I'd rather enjoy not adhering to logic. ~ Android 17
October 7
It's about time your spoiled miniscule brain figured it all out. ~ Paragus
October 8 - October 13
I am the hope of the universe. I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace. I am protector of the innocent. I am the light in the darkness. I am truth! Ally to good! Nightmare to you! ~ Goku
October 14
You want a glimpse of my true power? Well, so be it. I didn't know you were in such a hurry to die. ~ Dabura
October 15
I suppose you could make me angry, but I wouldn't advise it. ~ Piccolo
October 16
Your boring lives are about to get a lot more interesting thanks to me. I have enjoyed terrorizing Earth, but now I have something far more entertaining planned for this pathetic planet. ~ Cell
October 17
I'll remember that when I'm passing sentence on you! ~ King Yemma
October 18
A little green bug has come to get squashed! ~ Broly
October 19
Your kind ruined my future. And I'll sacrifice everything to change it! ~ Trunks
October 20
Nothing like a little home improvement. ~ Medamatcha
October 21
The female species. Such an enigma. ~ Vegeta
October 22
Ya look like a bunch o' hood ornaments. The purpose of striking a pose is not to become like a wallpaper. That's why we chant loudly when we pose, to draw attention to our magnificence. I know. I'll just have to raise the stakes a little bit. The best poser gets a candy! ~ Captain Ginyu
October 23
I can't believe you'd be so low as to kick us when we're down like this. ~ Krillin
October 24
These putrid humans are but a taste of the endless flesh you will consume once whole again. Together, we shall bring this universe to its knees! ~ Hoi
October 25
It's sad. Even in death, you refuse to learn. ~ Goku
October 26
Hey, don't whoop him too bad. Save some for me. ~ Vinegar
October 27
Piccolo has changed. The evil that once filled his entire being has greatly diminished. And when we unite, I trust he will use our combined strength in the service of good. ~ Kami
October 28
Kakarot, you raised this Saiyan too much like an Earthling! ~ Turles
October 29
I'm telling you I don't wanna fight anymore, Cell. Even though you're evil, I really have no desire to kill you. ~ Gohan
October 30
Let me guess, you learned how to run away. ~ Cui
October 31
Look at me. Even though I may be a Kai spirit, I'm sneaking around like a petty cat burglar. ~ Kibitokai
November 1
Number 13. That's your unlucky number. And I ain't talkin' about no silly superstition, city boy! I'm talkin' about yours truly. Big 13! ~ Android 13
November 2
That's not Pan. She's too quiet to be Pan! ~ Goku
November 3
You little brats! You disgraced my name as conjurer and caused me to be thrown from my village. I had no choice but to give them Broly! I haven't worked in ages. ~ Maloja
November 4
Nice. I save your lives, and what do I get in return? Guns in my face! ~ Bulma
November 5
Yes! Know the lonely horrors of the void! ~ Garlic Junior
November 6
You know what they're doing, don't you? All those karate bums are trying to teach my son martial arts. ~ Chi-Chi
November 7
I don't know who this Saiyan thinks he is, but no one attacks our family and lives! ~ Cooler
November 8
Don't worry about it. I just happened to come into a lot o' dough lately. ~ Launch
November 9
I've got so much money, I could never spend it all! ~ Don Kee
November 10
Now, I'm mad... At you! And the last thing you want on your case is a blue-haired girl whose shopping you destroyed! ~ Bulla
