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2009

April 24

I know now that it was meant to be this way. Sometimes, we have to look beyond what we want and do what's best. ~ Piccolo


April 25

I doubt I need an introduction, but just in case, I am the mighty Frieza and yes, all the horrible stories you've heard are true. ~ Frieza


April 26

Hey, Goku, you're my friend. We grew up together. Just make sure that...that we both grow old together too. ~ Krillin


April 27

It is I who decides who lives and who dies! All living things are mere playthings to me! No one can comprehend my power and cunning! ~ Cooler


April 28

Well, he has surpassed me in every area except one. I am still the funniest man in the universe. ~ King Kai


April 29

If you've come to apply for the soldier jobs, use the side entrance. ~ Lord Slug


April 30

Aw man, I was right! The Saiyans are here! And I'm supposed to help fight 'em. Maybe I could just go back to bed and pretend I didn't see this. ~ Yajirobe


May 1

It's been so long... Since I've snapped someone's neck! ~ Bojack


May 2

Welcome to the end of your life. And I promise, it's going to hurt! ~ Vegeta


May 3

I am amused by your little one-man army but I have run out of patience. The road of life ends here for you. You've reached a dead end. ~ Cell


May 4

Goku, please don't tell me that I'm going to have to start training you not to fear needles. ~ Master Roshi


May 5

Now I can't believe that the great Goku is catchin' a whoopin' from those boys! If he can't even handle the Indians, why bring out the chief? ~ Android 13


May 6

With my omniscient vision, I can see girls playing volleyball on the beach! ~ Old Kai


May 7

Now I'm running on hatred alone and nothing will stop me from dropping you at death's door! ~ Great Ape Baby


May 8

Now here I am, a thousand years later and nothing's changed. Still a prisoner outside, looking in. ~ Tapion


May 9

Blast. I could kill that old Namek for destroying our scouters. Too bad he's already dead. ~ Zarbon


May 10

I might just be a pothole in the road to you big guy, but it's going to be one heck of a deep pothole! ~ Tien


May 11

I allowed myself to lower my defenses for a moment, a careless mistake which I will soon rectify. ~ Dr. Gero


May 12

On May twelfth, three years from now, on an island nine miles southwest of south city at ten o'clock in the morning, two killer androids will arrive. ~ Piccolo


May 13

Why do you persist? Stop torturing yourself. Death will bring relief. ~ Omega Shenron


May 14

Who are you people? Don't you see the universe matters more than your meaningless squabble? ~ Supreme Kai


May 15

But after all, what good would this incredible power be if there were no souls left to fear it, hmm? ~ Dr. Kochin


May 16

Dende, you sure remind me of Kami. He used to stand in that very same spot as he tried to make sense of the Earth. ~ Mr. Popo


May 17

It is difficult to say why, but his revival has clearly been incomplete. I had great hopes for this Majin Buu, but this deformed version is nothing but an idiot and a waste. ~ Dabura


May 18

I can only heal those who have a good heart. You... your heart is black from the people you've hurt. ~ Dende


May 19

I just did them a favor by fusing them with Lord Luud. They'll be of much better service to him now, rather than dancing and prancing around like a bunch of show-tune obsessed idiots! ~ Cardinal Mutchy Mutchy


May 20

That's right my friend, let me ask you... Does a machine like yourself ever experience fear? ~ Vegeta


May 21

Here they come. I'd be shocked if any one of them had a brain! ~ Babidi


May 22

I know it seems like justice, but it's not right. If you strike him down, it will only show that we aren't any better than he is. ~ Goku


May 23

If your living body didn't like Hell, then perhaps you should return dead! ~ Dr. Myuu


May 24

What's wrong with people like you? Will you not be happy until you wreck the whole planet? ~ Korin


May 25

If you're both so annoyed with how I fight, then show me a rulebook for world domination, and I might consider changing my style. ~ Eis Shenron


May 26

But, I don't wanna be a fighter. I wanna be an orthopedist when I grow up. ~ Gohan


May 27

After fifty years locked in icy slumber, my dreams will finally become a reality. ~ Dr. Wheelo


May 28

Your brain's slower than South Kai's fighters! ~ West Kai


May 29

In my new super form, I have the body of Buu, the intensity of Gotenks, and all the cunning of a Namek ready to drive the nails into your coffin! ~ Super Buu


May 30

Fight you? No. I wanna kill you! ~ Gohan


May 31

Now, let's see what kind of destruction I've caused to that city. I bet it's been reduced to rubble. ~ Naturon Shenron


June 1

Taking away my sight still leaves me with four very sharp senses. ~ Goku


June 2

Eh, I thought these guys would be tougher than this. They're just a bunch o' pansies in their little toys. ~ Nappa


June 3

Nobody wants you to win as much as Kami does. His very survival depends on it. ~ Nail


June 4

What on Earth are you mumbling about? Chanting a little prayer before you die? ~ Cell


June 5

You know, if I've learned anything at all from this silly ordeal, it's that I am a freaking genius. ~ Vegeta


June 6

What am I doing? Anything I can to see that horrified, confused look on your face! ~ Great Ape Baby


June 7

Your evil deeds are like a noose around your neck! ~ Goku


June 8

You cannot beat us because you are a race of individuals, each with his own selfish motives. We live for one purpose alone. Our energies are focused, yours are scattered. We cooperate with one another. You do not. Your race is inferior, and it must die! ~ General Rilldo


June 9

Goku may have taught you how to be a great fighter, but when it comes to love, I'm the master! ~ Yamcha


June 10

Why do you loathe what I've done so much? Saiyans are just as ruthless as I am! They were killers, all of them! And you have the gall to condemn what I've done? You and your bloodthirsty race! ~ Frieza


June 11

You know you can't win! You can't destroy what I really am! Even if you manage to kill this body, someone even stronger would surface and take my place! Not one death will go unaccounted for! Not one! ~ Gohan


June 12

Fools! I make the laws on this planet! I've done nothing illegal! You are the criminals here! ~ Don Kee


June 13

Be strong my little warrior. It pleases me that in these dark hours, a flame so small burns brightly. ~ Guru


June 14

I take great pride in the fact that I have taught you all the necessary skills of life. Use them well. ~ King Cold


June 15

I'm a CEO back home, Pan. I've seen two millionaires fight over one zenny on the floor. ~ Trunks


June 16

You cannot topple warriors like these with conventional weaponry. ~ Ledgic


June 17

He shows more strength with every fight. He's just playing with his opponents. I look forward to ending his game. ~ Pikkon


June 18

Your name is Pan, isn't that right? I heard some very disturbing things about you from my disciples. But you're so cute, I forgot all about them. ~ Dolltaki


June 19

Oh man! It can't end. I've never even had a girlfriend! No! It's not fair! I haven't even lived yet! ~ Krillin


June 20

Imagine. Working for the most powerful man in the universe. How's that for a 401K? ~ Captain Ginyu


June 21

I'd rather find a room full of food than one full of gold. ~ Goku


June 22

One thing I find tolerable about your species, barely, is the sound you make when you die! ~ Tambourine


June 23

Don't worry about me. I love it in Other World. I wouldn't leave it for anything. I've got a lot of friends and most of them are brunettes. ~ Grandpa Gohan


June 24

You killed my perfect looks! For that, you must perish! ~ General Blue


June 25

Let me make one thing clear. This isn't about the rivalry between our schools. Or revenge. I fight for one purpose only. To win. Never again will I be led astray from my goal! ~ Tien


June 26

Oh, so he knows my name. He's done his homework. I'm at a disadvantage. Though, I'm afraid, knowing my identity and still putting forth this challenge doesn't say much for his intelligence. ~ King Piccolo


June 27

Goku, please, I'm begging you! For some dumb reason, you always wanna do the right thing! But I'm telling you there is nothing in that pot but poison. You drink that stuff and you will die! ~ Yajirobe


June 28

I will annihilate any man, woman, or child as long as the price is right. ~ Mercenary Tao


June 29

They don't love me. They love the movies and the press. They don't know the first thing about me. To them, I'm nothing but a product. ~ Pamput


June 30

How long you live depends on your answer to my question. ~ Cymbal


July 1

How does it feel knowing you had one chance to save your precious Earth and everyone on it only to fail miserably? ~ Vegeta


July 2

You don't really believe you can succeed where both your father and Vegeta failed? Maybe you do believe it. It wouldn't surprise me to know that the last Saiyan to perish at my hands was just as foolish as the first. ~ Frieza


July 3

Oh yeah. Hercule. Mister Satan. Who cares what they call me. I'm huge. ~ Hercule


July 4

For some reason, every time I meet a martial artist, I have this incredible urge to destroy them. Even one as tiny and pathetic as you! ~ King Piccolo


July 5

What the heck's a Kakarot!? ~ Goten


July 6

Why can't you people just stay down!? ~ Cell


July 7

You usually pick on the children first? ~ Piccolo


July 8

Careful, you're more like me than you realize. ~ Raditz


July 9

Don't beat yourself up, kid. That's my sister's job. ~ Master Roshi


July 10

I have you now, and soon, I will have all of your energy. ~ Android 19


July 11

What's the matter? Is your brain another one of your weak and underused muscles? ~ Vegeta


July 12

That's right. Get it all out. Live boldly... even if it is only for a few more moments. ~ Frieza


July 13

This can't go on anymore. He's killed too many innocent people. It's not right! ~ Goku


July 14

He should feel lucky. He's the first one to be touched by my perfect body. ~ Cell


July 15

Obviously, you've never fought a titan. If flesh and blood were as strong as pride, we would all be invincible. ~ Master Roshi


July 16

So, what are you going to do now? Think, Goku. Both of your sons are a part of me now. Maybe we should seek family counseling! ~ Super Buu


July 17

Alright! Everyone, grab your gear and leave your fear! ~ Yamcha


July 18

Why do organic beings prefer to die in the sunshine? ~ Commander Nezi


July 19

If this gets ugly, I want you to know I'm behind you. Way behind you. In fact, I'll be in the airplane waiting to take off. ~ Krillin


July 20

So Piccolo, aren't you worried about Kami? I'd be worried if my mind and body were linked to that decrepit old prune. ~ Garlic Junior


July 21

When I was young, I did what my master told me. I don't understand this thickheaded generation. ~ King Kai


July 22

I gave you a place in this army and now I find that my destroyer’s a daisy! Your pleas of compassion make me sick! ~ General White


July 23

Your ego is so bloated, I'm surprised it even fits in the ring. I'm going to enjoy taking you down a notch or two. ~ Goku


July 24

Like the ebb and flow of the tides, my wrath shall remain constant! I'll have my revenge! ~ Ninja Murasaki


July 25

Give them a moment to clear this trash off the battlefield. ~ Vegeta


July 26

You're mistaken. I have plenty of honor. The honor of killing you. That's it. Keep your silence. My blade will finish this conversation! ~ Mercenary Tao


July 27

Do your legs hurt, 'cause you've been runnin'... All through my dreams! ~ Master Roshi


July 28

This world certainly has a bountiful supply of idiots, sire. ~ Piano


July 29

Your jokes are almost as bad as your strategy. ~ Tien


July 30

Every single person on Earth is gonna die soon. Wouldn't you like to go out with a bang in the end!? ~ Van Zant


July 31

Look at him! All he ever does is hurt people! If I don't end this right now, he'll never stop! ~ Goku


August 1

Please forgive me for allowing them to see you. I didn't want to expose you to the eyes of such filthy creatures before you attained your complete form! ~ Dr. Myuu


August 2

What? What was that? I'm sorry, I can't understand you. I don't speak pain. ~ Yamcha


August 3

Even half of my power is too much for you two to handle, but we can still up the voltage! ~ Rage Shenron


August 4

I'm sorry, master. I will do anything you ask of me, but I cannot hurt Tien Shinhan. ~ Chiaotzu


August 5

Don't be frightened of your General, my faithful servants, no. Only one should be worried, and his name is Goku. ~ General Rilldo


August 6

Baba, no offense... but you've fallen off your crystal ball one too many times. ~ Yamcha


August 7

In case you haven't noticed, these dirtbags, as you call them, have you outnumbered and outgunned. ~ Captain Dark


August 8

There's no need to grieve for your fallen companion. You'll be joining him shortly. ~ Piccolo


August 9

This is destiny. This is the revenge the Tuffles have sought from the Saiyans for so long. My ancestral home planet was actually a peaceful and wealthy society with a highly developed scientific community. It was you barbaric evil Saiyans who destroyed it, burning through our planet's resources like they were dry wheat. ~ Baby


August 10

Ah! So you're a mermaid, are you? Heh heh heh heh heh! I knew there was somethin' fishy about this. I guess I can still try with her human half. Well, uh... I'm like a turtle, and you're part fish, so what do you say you and me go inside and learn more about our species! ~ Master Roshi


August 11

I've always so enjoyed the last few quiet moments before laying a planet to waste, but I must say, I'm feeling almost as anxious as you to reach our destination, Frieza. I'm quite curious to meet this Saiyan, after all, I've heard so much about him, one could hardly blame me. ~ King Cold


August 12

These fights are like the weather. No guarantees. ~ Grandpa Gohan


August 13

Imagine the combination of the greatest scientific mind in the universe with the most powerful body! ~ Dr. Kochin


August 14

Back in the old days, if I loved someone, I'd just kidnap 'em! ~ Oolong


August 15

Whatever deal you made with the good General went out the window with him. ~ Ninja Murasaki


August 16

What's the matter? Am I still too great a challenge for you weaklings? Alright, I won't use my legs either. ~ Sky Dragon


August 17

I knew I should've joined that Ginyu fitness club last year, but no...I had to go on that stupid chili burger diet. ~ Guldo


August 18

Look, I'm enjoying the fresh air. But I don't have all day. If you can't make up your mind, just wish for nothing three times so I can go. ~ Porunga


August 19

Some hero... he's destroying our world and you're cooking him meals like a nanny! ~ Van Zant


August 20

I don't wanna hurt you, but I will if I have to! ~ Goku


August 21

Should I chew you to bits, or lick you to death? ~ Super Buu


August 22

A bride!? Roughly translated, it means your life is over! ~ Krillin


August 23

Stubborn creature. You refuse to fight back despite all the pain that I inflict on you! Perhaps you'd respond better to the pain of your dear old friends! ~ Cell


August 24

Whoops! Sorry about that! Apparently, I've accidentally squashed both of your legs. ~ Vegeta


August 25

There's only one promise I'm going to make! On my honor, I promise to kill you at all costs! ~ Omega Shenron


August 26

You should know that a weapon doesn't make the man! ~ Trunks


August 27

Without your father holding your hand, you really are nothing. ~ Super Buu


August 28

I'm angry enough to hurt somebody and pounding you might just be the therapy I need. ~ Vegeta


August 29

Now! Let Recoome show you your doom! ~ Recoome


August 30

You're not the first person to try to rule the universe with a sword of injustice. They all failed. And so will you. ~ Goku


August 31

You are a true Saiyan, which is precisely why I have to kill you. It seems that I have become the Saiyan exterminator. It's a dirty job but somebody has to do it. ~ Frieza


September 1

Listen, Goku. You can off this monster if you want. That’s fine with me. But you’d better let me eat him. Agreed? ~ Yajirobe


September 2

Before I'm done, I'll do much more than hurt you. When you fight Pui Pui, death is a certainty! ~ Pui Pui


September 3

This is not the time to be excited. This is in the "bad thing" category, Goku. ~ King Kai


September 4

Free will. Pitiful humans! War, segregation, hatred! Is that what you've done with your free will, boy? Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar haircut! ~ Android 13


September 5

The androids have never been interested in power. It's just that they find pleasure in causing fear and chaos. And Cell's no different. He's using this stupid tournament as a way to spread fear. ~ Trunks


September 6

Master is not patient. You would be wise to stand down. Or better yet, kneel. ~ Bujin


September 7

It's the only way, Tien. Don't worry. I'm not afraid. And if I can save you, then it's worth dying for. ~ Chiaotzu


September 8

You will find my satisfaction reflected in your bank account. ~ Lord Jaguar


September 9

Wow, if I had known Snake Way was this long, I would've packed a lunch or something. ~ Goku


September 10

I always thought he was too cocky for his own good. Looks like that ego of his finally got him into trouble. ~ Burter


September 11

Don't worry. I have one thing in my favor. I have nothing to lose. ~ Vegeta


September 12

Super Saiyans, yes... But monkeys all the same. You're still all show and no substance. ~ Cooler


September 13

What the heck is Goku thinking? That hundred times gravity must have crushed his brain! ~ Krillin


September 14

They're like children. Give them some air to breathe and they're happy. ~ Angila


September 15

Dad, you've got to see this. I know you'd have a good laugh. The whole world thinks Hercule was the one who beat Cell. And now, they've even named a city after him. Heh heh. Probably for the best. Goku and Gohan town would sound kind o' silly. ~ Gohan


September 16

You Saiyans are like cockroaches. Squash one, and another crawls out from the wall. ~ Cell


September 17

You know that I'm highly allergic to danger. ~ Oolong


September 18

I have something far more painful in mind. ~ Dabura


September 19

Why can't I have a secret name? That's not fair! I bet you have a secret spy decoder ring too! ~ Yamcha


September 20

Ah, like they say... "All's fair in love and war." ~ Salt


September 21

Take him down now? No, I think I'll wait. I'm going to let him suffer for a little while. ~ Gohan


September 22

Impressive. You actually managed to singe some of my leg hair. ~ Raditz


September 23

I never thought we'd be replicating the tactics of an enemy... but if it works, then I'm all for it. ~ Dende


September 24

I have nothing to fear anymore. No one can defeat me now. I will avenge my father's death by destroying all of our enemies. Then I will rule the universe with the fury of the blood that runs in my veins! ~ Garlic Junior


September 25

Watch, Gohan! I said watch! Don't turn away! Honor his bravery! ~ Piccolo


September 26

It seems that Majin Buu is actually full for once. I guess that means the next city will have to settle for being pummeled into oblivion. ~ Babidi


September 27 - September 30

So, he killed my father, destroyed my people. That means nothing to me now. Strength is the only thing that matters in this world. Everything else is just a delusion for the weak! There's only one certainty in life. A strong man stands above and conquers all. ~ Vegeta


October 1

Lord Frieza, allow me to honor you by performing the dance of joy. ~ Captain Ginyu


October 2

Oh, you mustn't be sad my children. I have lived a full and blessed life. Don't be afraid. Death is simply another stage of our life. ~ Guru


October 3

What don't you understand, Tora? That you are weak? Ha ha. What a mess you are! Nah, Tora! You shouldn't have forgotten that you are weak! ~ Dodoria


October 4

Now, what's more important to you, mom... my studies or the life of your husband!? ~ Gohan


October 5

You cut me! Oh, you've gone and done it now! You've scarred my beautiful face! And you're gonna pay for it! ~ Nappa


October 6

Bad move, but at least you're not boring. After all, I'd rather enjoy not adhering to logic. ~ Android 17


October 7

It's about time your spoiled miniscule brain figured it all out. ~ Paragus


October 8 - October 13

I am the hope of the universe. I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace. I am protector of the innocent. I am the light in the darkness. I am truth! Ally to good! Nightmare to you! ~ Goku


October 14

You want a glimpse of my true power? Well, so be it. I didn't know you were in such a hurry to die. ~ Dabura


October 15

I suppose you could make me angry, but I wouldn't advise it. ~ Piccolo


October 16

Your boring lives are about to get a lot more interesting thanks to me. I have enjoyed terrorizing Earth, but now I have something far more entertaining planned for this pathetic planet. ~ Cell


October 17

I'll remember that when I'm passing sentence on you! ~ King Yemma


October 18

A little green bug has come to get squashed! ~ Broly


October 19

Your kind ruined my future. And I'll sacrifice everything to change it! ~ Trunks


October 20

Nothing like a little home improvement. ~ Medamatcha


October 21

The female species. Such an enigma. ~ Vegeta


October 22

Ya look like a bunch o' hood ornaments. The purpose of striking a pose is not to become like a wallpaper. That's why we chant loudly when we pose, to draw attention to our magnificence. I know. I'll just have to raise the stakes a little bit. The best poser gets a candy! ~ Captain Ginyu


October 23

I can't believe you'd be so low as to kick us when we're down like this. ~ Krillin


October 24

These putrid humans are but a taste of the endless flesh you will consume once whole again. Together, we shall bring this universe to its knees! ~ Hoi


October 25

It's sad. Even in death, you refuse to learn. ~ Goku


October 26

Hey, don't whoop him too bad. Save some for me. ~ Vinegar


October 27

Piccolo has changed. The evil that once filled his entire being has greatly diminished. And when we unite, I trust he will use our combined strength in the service of good. ~ Kami


October 28

Kakarot, you raised this Saiyan too much like an Earthling! ~ Turles


October 29

I'm telling you I don't wanna fight anymore, Cell. Even though you're evil, I really have no desire to kill you. ~ Gohan


October 30

Let me guess, you learned how to run away. ~ Cui


October 31

Look at me. Even though I may be a Kai spirit, I'm sneaking around like a petty cat burglar. ~ Kibitokai


November 1

Number 13. That's your unlucky number. And I ain't talkin' about no silly superstition, city boy! I'm talkin' about yours truly. Big 13! ~ Android 13


November 2

That's not Pan. She's too quiet to be Pan! ~ Goku


November 3

You little brats! You disgraced my name as conjurer and caused me to be thrown from my village. I had no choice but to give them Broly! I haven't worked in ages. ~ Maloja


November 4

Nice. I save your lives, and what do I get in return? Guns in my face! ~ Bulma


November 5

Yes! Know the lonely horrors of the void! ~ Garlic Junior


November 6

You know what they're doing, don't you? All those karate bums are trying to teach my son martial arts. ~ Chi-Chi


November 7

I don't know who this Saiyan thinks he is, but no one attacks our family and lives! ~ Cooler


November 8

Don't worry about it. I just happened to come into a lot o' dough lately. ~ Launch


November 9

I've got so much money, I could never spend it all! ~ Don Kee


November 10

Now, I'm mad... At you! And the last thing you want on your case is a blue-haired girl whose shopping you destroyed! ~ Bulla