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This section is an archived reference to all previous quotes of the day.

2013

January 1

You're the only Saiyan left besides me. That makes you a very important young man. We're the last survivors of an ancient race. Besides, I need someone like you at my side to polish my boots and call me Lord Vegeta! ~ Vegeta

January 2

Yes, indeed. Remarkable craftsmanship. And I have a hunch that you would not have defeated my son were it not for this sword. ~ King Cold

January 3 - January 4

This cannot be happening. Every time I reach a new level of strength, a greater power appears to challenge my authority. It's as if fate is laughing at me with a big stupid grin, just like Kakarot. ~ Vegeta

January 5

A little killing spree is in order! ~ Babidi

January 6

For too long, you've fed on the misery of others. You stole from me everything precious and dear. But no more. It ends now. ~ Tapion

January 7

It seems we've found a new recruit. The perfect warrior, capable of handling all of you. So just take a little rest while we bring him up to speed. ~ Dabura

January 8

Enough! Now you listen to me! What happens to this planet is none of my concern. The strongest will find a way to survive and the weaklings shall perish! ~ Vegeta

January 9

Give the man a silver dollar because Captain Ginyu's back in action. Get ready! The Captain's comin' ta get you!!! Aw man, that attack line really sucked the big one. I gotta come up with somethin' better. Now what would a Captain o' the Ginyu Force say that sounds really tough? ~ Captain Ginyu

January 10

Slave to the boogie! Slave to the boogie! ~ Giru

January 11

With an army of darkness under my control, Earth will become the most feared planet in the universe and every second that ticks by brings me closer to realizing my dream. ~ Garlic Junior

January 12

That's why the Dragon Balls are scattered after every wish. It's supposed to take centuries to find them so the negative energy can't have time to accumulate. But then someone invented the Dragon Radar and ruined everything. ~ Old Kai

January 13

You must let go of your fears and allow yourselves to be part of a glorious Kingdom under Luud. Your bodies are nothing but shells now, holding back your spirit from serving your true purpose in the Order. ~ Dolltaki

January 14

Well, I'm not gonna bow down to those Saiyan jerks! We've got Piccolo on our side and Goku's gonna be back even stronger than before. ~ Yamcha

January 15

I just love a dramatic ending! ~ Broly

January 16

It's ironic, isn't it? After all my years of training to defeat your father, I go out like this, trying to save you; his son. ~ Piccolo

January 17

Welcome...to my home planet! I've won many great battles here, and by now, you've noticed that my planet is very different from yours. It's the gravity. Ten times stronger than Earth! Your hopes of winning are falling faster than that stone! ~ Pui Pui

January 18

I won't train anyone without a sense of humor. ~ King Kai

January 19

What more can you expect... from a monkey. ~ Zarbon

January 20

Same Piccolo. You're still rude, arrogant, and completely lacking in social graces. But this is just the exterior... the hard, protective outer shell. Inside, you've changed a great deal. ~ Kami

January 21

If those little twerps think they can outrun me, they've got another thing coming! And when I get my hands on them, they're gonna lose a lot more than their eyes. Do you hear me!? I'm gonna tear you apart! I'm gonna rip you to pieces! And I'm gonna love every minute of it! ~ Dodoria

January 22

Every horrible possibility that I never even dared to fear has materialized today. ~ Kibito

January 23

You couldn't even take over one measly planet. And if all the rumors are true, which I'm sure they are, you couldn't beat a third class Saiyan. ~ Cui

January 24

It's as I thought. There's nothing to worry about, Kakarot. This Majin Buu has been revealed as a weakling! At least by the measuring bar you and I have set. Is it too hard to understand, clown? The Saiyan race has evolved since that creature was entrapped. Think of what the Supreme Kai said. He's been constantly surprised by our strength. On Babidi's ship, we conquered what were supposed to be the strongest fighters in the universe, and we barely broke a sweat! Think about it Kakarot! We Saiyans have taken a ruling place in the universe that even its greatest overseer couldn't predict. And Majin Buu may have ruled in his time but now he's sorely outclassed. ~ Vegeta

January 25

That does it! I've had enough! No one makes a fool o' the Ginyu Force! ~ Jeice

January 26

That big oaf never even saw it coming. I never thought I'd hear myself say this, but... I'm sure glad Vegeta's on our side. ~ Krillin

January 27

Alright. You've got yourself a deal. He's yours. But as soon as we get back home, you're treating us to lunch for a week. ~ Burter

January 28

This has been a waste of my time, battling these cretins! ~ Vegeta

January 29

Hey, Guldo, why don't you take the midgets, they're in the way. ~ Recoome

January 30

You and Master Roshi are the only people I know who haven't changed one bit in all the years that we've been friends. I guess some people never get old. Unfortunately, I'm not one of them. ~ Krillin

January 31

Listen up, Vegeta, let’s get things straight here. You are a mere Saiyan. That means we make the rules and you must obey them. If it wasn’t for Frieza taking a shine to you, we would have destroyed you long ago. ~ Guldo

February 1

You're all so foolish to assume Kakarot would abandon such a good fight, because the blood of a Saiyan flows too strongly in his veins. And now, as that idiot martyr is becoming a Super Saiyan, his hunger for battle is even greater! ~ Vegeta

February 2

Congratulations, gentlemen. You've managed to survive the first cut! But... I'm afraid tryouts are over. You're all tough guys, that's true. But you lack the one thing that sets all Ginyus apart... ha ha ha ha ha ha ... style! ~ Captain Ginyu

February 3

All of us combined here are no match for Frieza, so we need Vegeta. There's no other way. ~ Nail

February 4

Well, don't keep me waiting too long. The suspense might kill me! ~ Nappa

February 5

His name is Porunga... And in Namek, it means "dragon of love," but to be honest, this is the first time I've ever had a chance to see him. ~ Dende

February 6

I can tell you're not from this planet, but you'd be a fool to attack me... with such an insufficient power. ~ Raditz

February 7

This is about the continuing struggle for power between the forces of good and evil... and the danger that looms over us now poses a greater threat than anything we have faced in the past... even Vegeta with all of his strength was no match for these androids. Super Saiyan or not, he was tossed aside like a rag-doll. These androids will be difficult to beat. Even if Goku recovers from his illness, he will provide little resistance against these powerful new foes. In our combined form, Piccolo may be the only one strong enough to win this fight. ~ Kami

February 8

Well done, Frieza. It only took you four tries to destroy that little boy. ~ King Cold

February 9

Before he could become guardian of the Earth, Kami first had to purge even the smallest trace of evil from his heart. Thus he split into two, and Piccolo was born. In doing so, his powers were also split equally between these two halves. If they had reunited, they would not have been defeated by any normal Saiyan. ~ Guru

February 10 - February 19

What are you two whispering about? Whatever it is, it won't work, I can promise you that! But it doesn't hurt to dream! Go ahead if you'd like. Dream about fusion and beating me while I kill you! ~ Omega Shenron

February 20 - February 23

You can bleed us to the brink of death... Crush every bone in our bodies, it only makes us more powerful. ~ Vegeta

February 24

The only thing we have to do now is decide how we're going to exterminate the Supreme Kai... that rat! ~ Babidi

February 25

He's either a fighting genius... or a total fool. ~ Pikkon

February 26

Well, on the bright side, at least you'll get to see the bottle of Sacred Water before I terminate you. ~ Garlic Junior

February 27

Hey, hey, hey! The cat has a name, you know! And it wouldn't hurt for you to show a little respect! ~ Korin

February 28

What's with this kid? One minute I'm mopping the floor with him, then his hair turns blonde and his power skyrockets! He must have taken some kind of potion. ~ Mutchy

March 1

You're exactly like your miserable father! ~ Kami

March 2

It didn't take long for all these losers to get creamed and sent back to Hell. ~ Staff Officer Black

March 3

All you can see is the light shining through the cracks around the edges of the door, Baby. And you just don't think that little bit of light can overcome your dark plans. But what you can't see is what's behind the door. That's what I am. ~ Goku

March 4 - March 5

I wasn't talking to you, you silly little girl. Big bad Pan. Don't hurt me please. I'll never laugh at your bandana again. What are you gonna do? Dress me up like a baby doll? ~ Haze Shenron

March 6 - March 9

People will cheer for a goldfish if you put a champion belt on 'im. ~ Krillin

March 10

Oh my, what's the matter, big guy? Did you expect a fairy tale ending? Well, don't lose your head over it. You can't always have it your way. ~ Frieza

March 11

Cell, I recommend surrender. ~ Android 16

March 12

Run along Buu. Or shall I turn you into stone? ~ Dabura

March 13

Yeah, but I've already fought against both Cell and Frieza and you haven't, and unless you're something crazy, you're gonna need help. ~ Goku

March 14 - March 15

It's simple. You want to wish for the things you obviously don't have... good taste, clothes that fit, a little height. ~ Haze Shenron

March 16 - March 19

Life is nothing without freedom! ~ Goku

March 20

The last time we fought, you got lucky kid. But now, you're about to find out how powerful we really are. ~ Spice

March 21 - March 23

Trunks is going to pulverize this noisy fool! World Champion? I've known stronger house plants. ~ Vegeta

March 24 - March 26

Come on, your heinous-ness. Bring on the cricket brigade of yours. We're ready. ~ Nappa

March 27 - March 29

I know the Earth has been revived far too many times by exploiting the power of the Dragon Balls. Just let me beat this guy and I promise we'll survive from now on without using them. ~ Goku

March 30 - March 31

No wonder you've become so comfortable in the weaklings' world! You're passing for one of them... You, my own brother!! ~ Raditz

April 1 - April 2

These Saiyans are impossible. They enjoy the thrill of a challenge so much that they ignore the dangers of fighting. Reckless! ~ Supreme Kai

April 3

Did you really think I wouldn’t notice that you’re concealing your true strength?! What, are you saving it until you meet Master Frieza? You won’t go very far by underestimating me!! I don’t often get to enjoy my battles – so get serious and fight! ~ Captain Ginyu

April 4 - April 6

What am I in for...? Rearing the cub who may someday become my most formidable foe...? ~ Piccolo

April 7

You won’t be going an inch past me. But you can try if you want. ~ Dr. Gero

April 8 - April 10

What do you know about education?!! You’ve never even had a job!! Have you ever earned a penny since we’ve been married?! ~ Chi-Chi

April 11

That was marvelous. Absolutely inspiring... Slaughtering my son in an instant... Won’t you become my child in his place? Ours is a clan open only to the very, very strong. Planets far more wonderful than Earth will be all yours... ~ King Cold

April 12 - April 14

To be truly strong, you must know yourself and your enemy. Once you know this, all will become clear. ~ Mr. Popo

April 15

Choose your place of death, Goku. ~ Dr. Gero

April 16 - April 18

To the enlightened mind, the smallest world holds fascinations without end. Here I am fulfilled counting the blades of grass... Charting the patterns of the heavens... Seeing how far I can pee... My latest occupation... Is driving. ~ King Kai

April 19

Let me tell you something else to ponder in your afterlife... Master Frieza has told me that he, too, transforms! ~ Zarbon

April 20

Shut up!!! Will you quit thinking so loud?! ~ King Yemma

April 21

Heh heh... I think that's all the honor for today. ~ Dodoria

April 22

At long, long last... It must end... At least... Piccolo finally surpassed me... I can die pleased... ~ Kami

April 23

Heh heh heh... I've got you, Vegeta... And the orders I've wanted from Lord Frieza!! Do you hear me, Vegeta?! At last I can kill you!!!! ~ Cui

April 24

Now I'll show you the wall that you can never scale with "hard work" alone... ~ Vegeta

April 25

Un... Believable... Not only did he deflect my Crusher Ball... B-but he took Burter's back... This is like a nightmare... ~ Jeice

April 26

I began as evil incarnate, pulled away from Kami. I'm not soft... Like Goku. ~ Piccolo

April 27

He seems to be under the impression that he bested Recoome by his own power... When it must have been only the combination of freakish luck and Recoome letting his guard down... ~ Burter

April 28

So why shouldn't I come?! I bet he can just blow the whole planet up... It doesn't matter where I am! I may as well know what my doom looks like. ~ Bulma

April 29

This dude really is psycho. He’s about to be killed... And he’s smiling! ~ Recoome

April 30

Man... I’m starting to think that we never should’ve come to this planet... I mean, I feel bad for Yamcha and everybody who died... But instead of us bringin’ them back to life, we’re more likely just to make some new corpses... Ours! ~ Krillin

May 1

I n-never thought... I’d be killed by a monkey-butt Saiyan like you...! That... Ticks... Me... Off... ~ Guldo

May 2

I know!!! He doesn’t want to go home!! He’s afraid of his wife!! Now we know who the real strongest in the universe is!!! ~ Master Roshi

May 3

Okay, okay. I’ll take the Dragon Balls to Master Frieza. The final Roshambo winner gets Vegeta and the runner-up takes the little aliens as a set. Share nicely. ~ Captain Ginyu

May 4

Unlike you idiots, I don’t want to die. There’s times even I won’t join you! ~ Yajirobe

May 5

Haah ha ha!! I can’t wait to see Kakarot’s face when he finds his son crushed to a pulp!! ~ Nappa

May 6

Chiaotzu... I’ll avenge you... Then I’ll join you... We’ll never be apart... ~ Tien

May 7

Of all our proud and mighty race, only four remain... Including you! We survived only because we were on other worlds... exterminating their natives. Because we were doing “wrong,” as you put it, we are alive! We remaining three recently found a planet which we know can be sold at a very high price. The locals, however, are potent. Even three Saiyan might have some trouble. Ah, but four of us...! Thank the Gods I remembered you, eh? Even my long, lost, ill-trained, amnesiac little brother should be enough to tip the scales. ~ Raditz

May 8

Did you think mere smoke would cloud these eyes?! ~ Great Saiyaman

May 9

If you had a brain, Vegeta... You'd be terrified... ~ Zarbon

May 10

The great elder is of advanced age and knows that the time of his death is near... All he can do is rest here. All I can do is protect him. ~ Nail

May 11

Don't waste my time with your lies!!! Just get out of my sight!!! And be grateful that I haven't killed you where you stand!!! ~ Dodoria

May 12

Guys, guys. Let's not argue. Let's make fun of East Kai. She only has one fighter! ~ South Kai

May 13

I heard that Raditz and Nappa died too. Heh heh heh... Who could’ve tormented the supposedly invincible Saiyans thus? ~ Cui

May 14

How can a mortal do what so many Gods could not? ~ Kibito

May 15

So you thought you made fools of us, huh?! Well, now you'll find out who the fools are – fools!!! ~ Jeice

May 16

This is a pathetic end. It isn't worthy of you. Even if you did it to yourself... ~ Goku

May 17

Oh fine, do what you want!! But you'll have to treat us to chocolate parfaits later! ~ Burter

May 18

I never believed the legend of the Namekian power spheres... But if Kakarot's really returned from the dead, then it's true!! That means there must be more balls on this fool's home planet. A little rampage through Namek would be a lovely way to wind down after the destruction of Earth, hmm? ~ Vegeta