Update: After a long time of standby because of me having "forgotten my password", I am now back after remembering it. I will start editing again now, I hope... ^^
Look I don't care what you f**kin do... I mean... I don't even..."
— Venusaur's trainer
Just say f**king Solarbeam! I mean Venusaur... Well... Okay, am I gonna do the Solarbe... Well I don't need you permission for this one man. I mean... DUH, Venusaur! Baamm."
— Venusaur getting frustrated
The name is Chris, but for some reason, I am always being called Randy at school. Dunno why. Anyways, if any of you remember me, well, I am back again!
๖ۣۜẪragon is my name here.
I am a really long time DB fan, in any way. I have loved DB since I was 5 years old, and that's 9 years ago now. I really love everything about the franchise. I am here to ensure the general quality of the wiki, correcting spelling errors 'n stuff, grammar, making entries more readable and describing, stuff like that. I just love the Dragon Ball series, and no one can take it away from me.
Amusing slideshows created by me to the right, boring stuff on the left Edit
Here I am, Master of all Rabbits. Oh... Hi, Master of all... Rabbits... And here I am, minion and servant of the Master of all Rabbits. Hello, dearest friend! Uhmm... Well, Hello! Wait, don't touch him, blue-hair! Blue-hair? Huh, that wasn't nice 'o you. You wanna fight?! No, please, restrain yourself, lady. I'm gonna tear you apart!! Hey hey, you forgot about me! IDIOTS!! I'll SMASH YOU ALL UP!!! Here I come, scumbags!! What kinda fool is he? Huahh!!! Incoming!! So, who's first, huh?! You all are!!! GWAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!! BOOOOOOMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAAAAHHH!!!!!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM!!!!!!!!!!!!! Surprise attack!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was easy enough! What was that??!! Seriously, waht is going on??? This story's kinda mixed up........ GROOOOAAAH!!!! Man, this is bullpoo!!! I'm leaving, I don't wanna be a part of this any more. In fact, I'm not even a Dragon Ball character. Buu hate this story. Buu don't like. Buu leaving. Buu, stay, or I'm gonna blow you up. Understood? Buu do as Buu see fit! Buu hate you!!!! Because I wanted to! Now stop getting angry. I don't like you either. See if Buu care!!!!!!!!!! Buu MAAAD!! Calm, just calm. Have some bread. *Sigh*. What is your problem? Scram, before you get robbed by Mr. Pickpocket. Now! GO!
Okay, I'm going to beat Cell... But how? Aaarghh!! There he is! "Whack!" Hercule, do you want Buu's help? No, I can take him. Please keep at distance Buu. Here I come, Cell! Beware! Hiyaaah!!! *Death-stare* Yiiiikeees!!!!!!!! Are Hecule sure he doesn't need help from Buu? Yes, Buu, together we will take him down!! C'mon Buu! Shut up and die, you fat bubblegum. Aaaauuuchh!!!! Why? Why did you do that to Buu? Because I felt so, you piece of candyfloss. Buu don't like you. Buu... getting... MAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HUUUUUHH!!!!!!! Uh-oh!! Now let's see what this little pink one can do... Relax Buu, relax! You're gonna blow up the country!!! Buu do not care!!! WWRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! Meanwhile, 50 kilometers away, at the beach. Uha-hahaha, hahaha!!!!! Is that everything?!! Scum! Buu wanna sleep now!!! Buu tired! Wow!! That was most impressive!! Tired... Buu wanna sleep now... Goodnight Hercule! Yeah, see you Buu! (This is actually your money).
Translator: Kid Buu's language is translated into english (still rather simple, though). Me Buu. Me like destruction, me like violence, and me hate Fat Buu. Me wanna tell about me life. You listen, or me start dancing to 70s music. It began with me being created by Bibidi. Me don't like Bibidi. Bibidi always be mean to me. Bibidi took me to many planets, having me to destroy them. Me liked destroying them. But me hated Bibidi. Once, Bibidi brought me to a planet, with strange mohawk dudes. They strong. One of mohawk dudes looked sweet. Me really liked that mohawk dude. Also, Fat Mohawk dude showed up and sayed hello. Me slapped him down. Fat Mohawk dude got angry, and started yelling at me. Me didn't like. Bibidi told me to kill him, but... ...he seemed tasty, so me ate him. Me got all fat and chubby, and me then don't remember anything. Me came to look like this. Luckily, me don't remember how silly me must have been. Me was called Fat Buu. However, me got enough power to split up someday. Me became all thin and grey, but me liked it. Also, Bibidi wasn't there anymore. Me was not sad, me danced disco of happines. However, me remember a little about Bibidi's son. He ugly. Me don't like him neither. Me got informed, that Fat Buu killed him. Me was happy. However, me like Fat Buu a little. Me danced so hard to gabber, that me caused an earthquake, in Japan. Me then started looking for Fat Buu, to thank him. However, me couldn't find him. Me spotted him, and was like, "Damn it!" as me saw him, "Such delicious!" Me flew down to him. Me decided to knock him out, then me wanted to eat him. However, Fat Buu wanted to fight. Me looked really cool after eating him. He tasted so good, that I started farting flames. Me battled many enemies, and me liked it. Me also came to look different, and me got smarter. However, me ate some mysterious fighter, me doesen't remember name of. Me spat out Fat Buu. Me then returned to myself agian. Me liked my previous look, me being tall and smart, but... Me be much stronger in this form. Me also fast. And me didn't have Fat Buu in me. Me fight big hair dude. Me told him, "Big hair make you big funny", but he didn't understand. Me was about to win. Oh, and me blew up Earth for fun, before. Me danced breakdance and laughed. However, big hair dude made big ball, so me was defeated. Me was sad. Me then be reborn as dude with mohawk. Me inside him. Me just wait for chance to get out! HAHAHAHAAA!!!! Translator: That was Kid Buu's history. Kid Buu want's to say something: "GIGAAAAHH!!!!! Me coming for you!"
My favorite pages Edit
My favourite page on this wiki is Goku! Awesome article!
Second is Hirudegarn.
Third is... Dunno, exactly. Maybe Kid Buu. Not sure. Duh.
Fourth is... Well. Kinda uncertain. Maybe Vegeta or Gohan. I'm not sure.
Favorite DBZ Character Edit
My absolute fav is Kid Buu, without doubt. Say, I actually made a slideshow about his life. It's just a little down of here.
Most Hated DBZ Character Edit
I really hate Raditz. He think he's so smart, and he is just full of bull****.
Martial Arts Slideshow Tutorials With Grandpa Gohan, 450px HD! Edit
Hello there! My name is Gohan, and I'm here to teach you martial arts. Listen carefully! As of today, I'm going to teach you basic swordmanship. Swords are a formidable weapon, and if mastered, very deadly. I do not have a sword by my hand, but these fellows have, and we are going to have a good look on them. Now, Gohan (you were named after me! Yay!), will you show us how to hold a basic sword fundamentally? Yeah, like tha... Gohan, you are just like your father! C'mon! Please, be serious! Man... That's better. Nothing is worse than to lose your sword in battle because you didn't hold it tight. So grab and hold! A heavy sword is also a good thing, dealing heavier damage, and if you lose it, your opponent can't pick it up. Like this... ... Well, Kibito is very weak anyways, but... Never mind... Oh, dang... To become a great and skilled warrior, you, of course, need to have a sword. It must be of great quality, or else, forget it. Now, here's a great example. I believe this is Tapion's? You probably won't find a sword of this quality, but at least, it has to be sturdy. Yamcha here will give you an example of sturdiness... Watch and learn. A sturdy sword won't break from an overhead strike. By the way, if anyone ever attack you like that, do as Yamcha on the image. Right here, Mercenary Tao just failed extremely hard. Unbelievable. Oh... Never mind. As for now, this concludes the basics of swordsmanship. Always train, and make your sword sharp. Next time, we'll be focusing on offense. So, little friend, until we meet again, take care of yourself, and goodbye!
Hello! My name is Gohan, and I'm here to teach you martial arts. This is a special slideshow, so watch and listen carefully! Today, we will practice something as unique as Chi, Kyusho, and other stuff. This slideshow is focusing on slightly advanced techniques... ... so experience is recommended. You should maybe watch some of the other slideshows first, for basics. Allright, let's get started! We start with Chi. First, I'd like to tell how to channel your Chi out in your body. Start by making deep breaths, and focus your energy. This dude is able to channel his Chi to his fists, making them ironhard. By doing breath exercises, one can soon be able to control the Chi. While Chi is focused out in the body parts, you can literally beat any opponent. Always, keep attacking, until you get exhausted... ... or to the opponent is down. With Chi, a well-placed kick could knock out an opponent instantly... Like this! If you become just as great with Chi as Yamcha, you could maybe even expell an aura! People might then fear you before you even fight. Using Chi properly, it can change the tides in battle. So, did you get it all? Good! Now it is time to practice Kyusho. Kyusho is translated into "Vital Point" or "Tender Spot". It is a very effective and dangerous technique. To do Kyusho, you just have to find a physical weak spot on your opponent, then press a finger against it. So simple is that! But the result can lead to serious injury, and even death if used with enough force, so extreme caution is adviced! It can be used to paralyze, slightly damage, knock out, or even kill an opponent. Look at the picture... Also, by combining Chi to your Kyusho attack, you might be able to use another limb of your body. Maybe even your tongue! Allright, did you get all that? Great! A bit complicated, isn't it? Allright! Now, to move to another technique... This technique is quite unfamiliar with many martial artists, but through practice, anyone can master it. It is called Kiai. Kiai is when you shout or yell while performing an attack. It will automaticly make the attack much stronger... No matter how bad or good you are. You might even become so good that you can expell the kiai from your body. Like this mohawk dude here... The princip in kiai is to shout out as loud as possible. If you do a palm strike on someone... ... while making a kiai, your opponent will tumble far away. Or a punch in the gut, while making a kiai; this will totally make them unable to get up. Did you get all that? Good! Now, for the most epic fighting combo... Before battle, if possible, focus your Chi energy into the bodyparts you want to use in the fight. Combine Chi with Kiai... ... strike your opponent with a Kyusho, then, you will be the certain winner. But remember, offense isn't always the best option! Remember to block incoming strikes and kicks too. In another slideshow, I showed blocking techniques. So, that concludes today's special slideshow! I hope you have learned something! Remember, always practice! So, little friend, until we meet again, take care! And goodbye!
Hello, my name is Gohan, and I'm here teach you martial arts. Listen carefully! A good martial artist always listens to the teacher! Today, we will practice close-combat fighting techniques. This focuses heavily on fighting at close range. I show you it in HD! Cool, huh? Okay, let's begin. First, find a good fighting stance you feel comfrotable with. It must be a stance that... ... that has good connection to the ground, and makes you comfortable in it. That is very important. In the slideshow below this one, I showed you some fighting stances, so I recommend you to watch it first. This little friend of mine is going to... Wait... Goku! Get serious! Please! I'm doing a martial arts slideshow here! C'mon! Allright, that's better. Goku here's going to be my marital arts companion today. Watch carefully! Allright... So Goku, try attacking me! We will focus on blocking. Hiahh!! You see how I'm blocking this one? If the opponent punches at you, try to grab their hand... Like this... (Man, I've gotten out of shape...) After you grabbed the hand, you can try to push your opponent backwards, or counter-attack on them. The next blocking technique is to deflect a kick. Flying, or on ground, the princip is the same. Allright! Come on, Goku, try to kick me! Hiah! You see? When he kicks after your face, you can block or deflect it by pushing the incoming foot away. Also, you can grab the leg, and counter-attack by sweeping his/her other leg away, making them trip. That is a very good combo. Always keep close to the opponent, constantly jabbing them, as if you were boxing. If the opponent gets too close, you can keep them at distance with kicks. And for the best part... ... If you get the chance, try making them fall over, by sweeping their legs, by pushing, or by throws. Well, that concludes today's close-combat techniques! I hope you have learned something! The next slideshow tutorial will be a special one, focusing on alot of interesting techniques! Well, see you! So, until we meet again, take care! And goodbye!
Hello! My name is Gohan, and I'm here to teach you martial arts. I have expanded the slideshow to introduce new stances! Listen carefully! Allright... Before we start you must at all costs get in shape. Browsing Dragon Ball Wiki... ... will make you fat and lazy, so when you get in proper shape, come see me... Not before! You MUST be Fit 4 Fight! With "proper shape", I mean when you can do an Ironman Triathlon X10. So get to business! Seriously! ...What? Did you already finish it? Never mind. Today, we will practice basic fighting stances. The great and respected martial artist always has a variety of stances... Like this... Take a good look! You did it? Good! Now, we will look at an alternate stance... This one is pretty good. It is my personal favorite! Master it, then come see me again. You did it? Good! Okay, now I'm going to show you stances not performed by me. They might be tricky, so look carefully! This one is Yamcha's favorite. He has a lot of good advantages in this one. He has good connection to the ground and looks cool. You did Yamcha's? Great! Now look at this one... Bandages has a great stance here, despite him being so weak (well, he kicked Yamcha's butt). Now, here's a good stance used by the stupid ass snail called Piccolo (sorry to all fans out there). It is good, however, since... ... it is some sort of Demon stance. Brutality just pours out of that mollusk body of his. This is pure Crane Style. I hate those Crany things, but Tien is a good guy, so is the stance. Learn it, then come see me. So, that's all for now! Sure, alot of other stances also exist, but try to improvise! Next time, it's gonna be close-combat fighting! So, little friend, be prepared! Until we meet again, take care, and goodbye!