Welcome to the outback user page

G'day, I'm Lane. I'm an Aussie bloke who has managed to find his way around the internet and found this site. My preferred destination of living would have to be way out back of Bourke, around the bush. I've never left Queensland and I'm not planning on doing so soon besides once when I went to Fraser Island, more dingoes there than you can poke a stick at. Really only two things that I hate most about Aus is the bloody bities and the pollies. I enjoy fencing (the one with poles, star pickets, wires, strainers, sun, blisters, cuts, bruises, etc), runnin' round like a nut head in the bush, very active, photography, me mates and rellies, the cadets, most defiantly the heat and my laptop, taught me more from than any teacher has tried this year. I've never felt or even seen snow and I really don't see how lumps of ice falling from the blue are great. Where I am, the only "snow" like I get is hail. Only once have I been in a big city, Brizzie. I play hockey on concrete for PE. I am an Australian DJ that is not well known but has made a few sounds that can be found at https://soundcloud.com/dimsimsam1123. For those who have tried to pronounce my name, it's DJ "Tell ex chure". I have a page on Facebook which can be found at http://www.facebook.com/DJTelexture, please like. Triple H isn't my Favourite wrestler; Sheamus holds that place, I only call myself The Cerebral Assassin because I couldn't think of anything else and I heard it being mentioned on the telle. Favourite move, the brogue kick (as a normal Sheamus fan would say). I can do the brogue kick, I can kick as high is 6'3" from my 5'8" structure. I don't actually watch dragon ball Z, I only watch parodies XD. When I was younger, my mother would never let me watch Dragon ball Z because I would always repeat everything that happened to my sister.

Kotsu and I are married lovers. We were wedded on the 28th of March 2013. The wedding took place on the chat. It went well besides IloveJeice having flowers crammed down her throat and a few murders, other than that, fine ^_^. Kotsu and I have mated and Kotsu has given birth to a beautiful boy, Marshall Lane Reigen.